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[David Zwerdling]

On 8/8/02 15:10Post, "Crimson Panther" <cpanther@mac.com> wrote:

> What?  Waver from EV?  Never...  Nuh-uh.  No siree, bob...

So this one time, my cat, Fluffy, decided to use the computer.  Just wait, I
told him, but he didn't listen.  Well, in short, the static electricity from
his fur caused a time-dilation when it impeded the flow of some of the CRT's
electrons.  Fluffy was never seen again, but a test of an ancient 3,000,000
year old jungle cat now turned up to be very close to the modern-day
housecats.  Interesting...

Oh, yeah, sure...
DAZ

PS: donšt do drugs.